Ask Bristolfish

The fire or jolfa

 

Ah ha, a subject I know plenty about.
Since joining up with Bristol lot i've attracted three gorgeous laydees into the meetings:
Burni (Bernadette), MLloyd (Martina) and MLlloyd's friend, Sam(antha). They are all real lookers, although the Adam's apples and massive hairy hands are a bit of a turn off.

 

I think you already know the answer to that, 16v's are the future, modern technology i'd say.

 

No, well not without getting danTbone to camo them.

 

They certainly can, if propelled by my old badminton racquet. I'd like to point out that I only "assist" the white ones that get near the cabbages in the garden.

Oh, and sometimes those really rare blue ones, I hate 'em.

 

Ahhhh, so thats whats under that cover!!
Always wondered about that secret car in your sig -
Why did you not know that Bristol?

 

It says `Mk1 Cabriolet` in my sig...

http://www.clubgti.com/forum/showthread.php?t=155010

 

The fire. Jolfa's a pussy cat

 

Oh Bristolfish, jack of all trades master of none, I have a question for thee,

Is groove really in the heart? I just heard a new popular band on the television called dee-lite claim that it was

 

If this popular new beat-combo, you've listened to on your radiogram, are to be believed, then groove does appear to be in the heart.

Take care though young man, not all of the new music acts are to be taken at face value. For example, just yesterday I heard that a bluebird had been sighted over the white cliffs of Dover. Despite me travelling a large distance to glimpse this rare beast, I later found it all to be a sham.

 

What? There are cars in some of StuMc's photos?

 

Does Birmingham Airport have any retina scanners or must I queue with the riff raff?

 

No. You'll have to bend over and learn to enjoy the feel of latex gloves like everyone else.

*Edit* Ooops, retina scanners, sorry I don't know.

Does Birmingham have an airport? I know you guys have found the M5; it's full of Brummies clogging up Weston-Super-Mare every damn summer, but an airport?

 

I can answer this one-

The answer is obviously yes, if you punch an animal very hard in the head you will render it unconcious, for this to happen it must have been conscious in the first place therefore proving that it had consciousness.

Retarded question IMO

 

Here is a good one for you BF seeing you are local to the animal punching offender.

Will Gaz37 ever finish his engine conversion?

 

Oh yes, i'm sure the donkey puncher will.

Just don't ask me when.

 

The animal punching was purely hypothetical

My engine conversion is also hypothetical, I have an engine which I may one day fit into my car

 

Why does putting a stone in your shoe cause impotence?

http://www.clubgti.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1946511&postcount=25

 

Danny, what are you doing, starting a thread like this, when I was away?

Too late for me to get involved now![:^(]