No, but I was hit by some fever this week and at one point was shivering so severely and violently I simply couldn't aim at all.
yes this evening whilst walking back home from drinks with the neighbours, three pints had, love living in the countryside
Not as bad as the random 'split stream' that happens out of the blue. You flop it out all normal then find you have two streams coming out in completely opposite directions. You then have to make the choice of which stream you aim in the pan and which one you leave to spray on the floor. This is not a problem when you have your first 'sit down' pee in the morning of course
I thought that was only me it happened to sometimes, due to deformity or something. If you're talking about sit-down pees though then this is going to get scarily like Edition38 where virtually all the males on there have admitted to it
We used to do a drinking forfeit that meant you'd have to spend the rest of the night doing 5 yr old pees,having a whiz with your pants and trousers pulled right down to your ankles!
The trick with twin exhausts is to increase flow rate, takes commitment though. The worst pee I had went on long enough that suddenly my kidneys hurt so much I collapsed on the floor Luckily it happened at a friends nice clean house not the pub
When you wee in both direction dont you have a bit of jiz obscuring your japs eye? I've overflowed a 2litre Coke bottle before now (with wee, not jiz). Trev, I had a similar illnes a couple of weeks ago, its probably an STD between us!!
What you do is you gotta close the wastegate, let the boost ramp up before you release it again. Lots of practice results in benefits that can be seen or more importantly felt elsewhere
A Twofer can also be caused by a stray pube becoming lodged across the jap's eye. I speak from experience, having pished all over my mum's bathroom floor last night. My bro's facecloth was used to clean it up - rinsed once in cold water, then left as it was, ahahaha. I left at 7am, before any of the lazy buggers were up...
^^^ PMSL I always 'lady-wee' in the mornings but I know someone at work does all the time as I moaned one day why is the toilet seat always down and someone admitted they only wee whilst sitting down. The worse is when you're going at full pace and the urinal starts filling up so you have to do a 'switch' to the next urinal before it overflows.
My work is terrible for that - they have sensors that start the flush about 5 seconds after you start the flow. And the drainage is always blocked up. I have, on one fine occasion, managed to fill all four urinals to avoid overflow. It was a thing of beauty. Nipped it off in between each one, and did the cleaners a favour. In a pub, I'd just let rip in the sink...
Ill never forget going for a pee in a local night club and stopping immediately in mid flow when a girl burst in and squatted over the sink next to me. She couldn't hold on whilst waiting in the queue for the ladies. We have classy birds 'round 'ere
In some respects I think I have lived a sheltered life, Years ago I worked in a garage on Liverpool docks, we had a taxi driver that had knocked about owner for the past 45years and was known as one of the lads, sat on the back of the bus but of a tough nut, you know the type!we we're howling with laughter when he told us he could never pee standing up, always taught to sit, to this day don't know if he was being serious or winding up, he wasn't much of a joker TSC : I can picture that being done in a film by Jim Carey or someone, write it in to a comedy writer or something!
