Im going to f**king hit him!!!

This guy in work has been winding me up loads recently. Mostly little things. He's 26 and acts like he's about 12 all the f**king time!!!! then today he called me a nob because he took somthing i said completely the wrong way. Then he starts sl*gging off england and how he hates english people in general (he's scottish). So shortly follows the 'well f**k off home then' argument!!



Whats the best thing to do? i'm trying to cool down at the moment, or is some office based violence in order?
Edited by: thebluebus

 

poke his eyes out

 

Knock him out. Problem solved

 

tell him to get a grip...christ i cant stand people like that, living in wales i get a lot of people like it, w**kers

we're all british thats all that matters

 

I'm welsh and all my b/f seem to be english, i have no problem with the english if they have no problem with me

Deck the fecker (even tho i do like scotts)

 

Just wind him up all day and when your leaving say "its not nice is it, Huh"

Now grow up...!

Oh a really annoying thing to do is- When he tries to give you poo, Just look at him and simply put your finger over your mouth and say Shhhhssss... Keep doing this until he turns red...

It really urine's people off cas its like being back at school.
Edited by: GT-Dub

 

Thats class

 

like it!!

 

nowt wrong with sl*gging the english off

i don't hate english people in general- just david beckham, tim henman, craid david, and frank skinner. that's all


i say you just deck him, then laugh

 

its too tempting.....i have to walk past him to go to the kitchen.........i could so easily just smack him clean off his chair!!

and then get sacked!! [:^(]

 

tell him if he doesn't shut the f*ck up then ur going to break his f*cking jaw. i said that to a colleague who was p1ssing me off once, totally not like me to say something like that to a guy and i felt really bad about it after, but he soon stopped bugging me, so it does work.

 

Make him a cup of coffee with a large dash of laxative
Edited by: Dubplate

 

Kick his arse, the scotch f**k!!

 

or even funnier E

Don't hold back!!
Edited by: thebluebus

 

and add some magic mushroon juice for good measure

 

Fill an envelope with a couple of sheets of papaer and loads of cuttings from a hole punch. Put said envelope into internal mail addressed to annoying colleague.

It's childish, but I find it funny.

 

now we're getting somwhere! this could be v.funny

 

well... suppose. but i'm a big supporter of Scottish Devolution.

I find it quite embarassing to be labelled as british on while on holiday n stuff...

it's amazing how many waiters and barmen while on hiliday have asked "you english?" and when you say your not english, but scottish, they seem to change and are much more friendly. One waiter even said to me "ah good. don't like the english" altho he was german and they had just been beat 5-0 by england that same day

 

unless he's a bottle of whisky or some sticky tape, he's not scotch
Edited by: darrynK

 

i hate the english stereotype. Does my head in. I can't seem to be proud of my country (mind you not really proud of the state its in at the moment) without being labled a lout..not on!
Edited by: thebluebus