It's pretty again after the milkfloat incident :-)

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  1. Aphex Forum Junkie

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    Just walking down the road on the way home from work and I can see something under my wiper from quite a way away. Couldn't really think it would be and nearly dismissed it but went to have a look, getting closer the damage was getting easier to see.

    Ever get that feeling? Yeah, its ****.

    The little note says 'Phone Diary Crest Milk Float hit your car, sorry' HHC 392Y.

    I can't begin to explain how angry I am, how the feck does a milk float crash into my parked stationary car!! Worse still I knocked around but no-one knows anything about it or who left the note so I don't know if it was the driver of the float (my guess is that it's not) or if he drove off and a neighbour left it.

    I've got some pics I'll put on later.

    Diary Crest aren't answering the phone so they're probably shut and my insurance company shut at 5:30pm

    Someone has covered the pointy bits of metal with tape which was kind but my grilles hanging off. I've taken loads of pictures, should I leave it there or take it off?

    :KJEFH;rhjg c\h ;kjegrn ;aejngr ;KLJHN GAJRGN [:x] [:x] [:x] [:x] [:x]
     
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  2. Aphex Forum Junkie

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    Oh and does anyone know what that number means beside the quote? Is it a ference perchance?
     
  3. i.a.n.b Forum Junkie

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    Gutted mate, amazing how something so slow could hit a parked car! Must of been a complete d1ck driving. I would of thought that number was his reg maybe??
     
  4. Aphex Forum Junkie

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    Tell me about it, once it's all sorted I'm going to be able to laugh ALOT about this but for now. Death to all milkfloat drivers.

    Thing is if he didn't stop he must have done some crazey getaway driving!
     
  5. SplatterHaus Forum Addict

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    Unlucky mate.

    Not sure if that numbers the reg, unless its a really old milk float?
     
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    My milkfloat brings all the boys for the yard, and there like its better than yours.....
     
  7. Aphex Forum Junkie

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    Until they stove it into a parked car obviously.. :lol:

    Dunno what it is, gonna have a perusal of the net to see if it is a valed number or not and if not phone the police.
     
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    Reckon you should pop down to the dairy creat just to make sure there not working through the night on a cover up and fixing the float....so they can deny all knowledge....
     
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    I also heard its a big thing for them to wire there batterys up in series for the ultimate milk float rush, he must have lost controll of his chariot.......
     
  10. Aphex Forum Junkie

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    I'll just drive down there and check.. [8(]
     
  11. SplatterHaus Forum Addict

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    Its inbetween superdrug and the indian, if you get to the roundabout in the highstreet from eastwood road way go straight across and through the ally.
     
  12. Aphex Forum Junkie

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    Are you being serious?

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    Looks worse up close and personal [8(]
     
  13. SplatterHaus Forum Addict

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    Yeah thats where it is ha ha

    Looks very sorry for itself.
     
  14. Aphex Forum Junkie

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    I don't know whether to laugh be angry or cry. Fecking thing.
     
  15. SplatterHaus Forum Addict

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    I reckon the sun reflected off the chrome on your bumper, blinded him and he drifted straight into the front of it.
     
  16. Aphex Forum Junkie

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    The bumoers weren't touched though. Makes me wonder why it has any at all!
     
  17. Aphex Forum Junkie

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    Bwhahaa the price I pay for driving the pimp machine. The new 4 lamper arrived today. How very scarey
     
  18. SplatterHaus Forum Addict

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    Well don't look like theres to much to replace so not the end of the world.

    Lucky you know a master sprayer that has helios blue, if insurance don't work out lol
     
  19. Aphex Forum Junkie

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    Lmao, I am very lucky. Needed a new bonnet as well. Cha-ching.
     
  20. Golf Nut Pete

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    dude gutted for ya [xx(] , how could summet so slow not see your car and have time to move, bet you it was like that scence from austin powers where he's standin the way of a steam roler goin "arrrghh noooooo" and its miles away. but at least he had the decency to leave his details, summet thats getting rarer every day.
     

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