Phoned for Tyre Quote - Got A Lecture!!!!

Thank f*ck for a tyre dealer with some sense



stretched tyres look w@nk and cant be safe

 

They are safe - i drive lke a t**t with mine on, and they are fine

And they dont look w*** and they are necessity for clearance

 

Did you have stretched tyres on the silver car?

 

my local tyre place won't fit stretched tyres either, cause hes got a brain in his head, unlike the f**kers who want them.

 

I though Andy liked in Glasgow which the last time i looked was south of Thurso infact everywhere is south of f*cking Thurso

 

I live in Orkney

Was in Glasgow at UNI for 5 years though

So i'm North of Thurso

 

Thats not really a place though is it , its more of a Penal coloney.

 

that's funny coz andy is a Penal...


no wait... i meant 'penis'

 

Stretched onto 8" rims

Your such a cock!!!!!!

 

OI Mr Karavan



You are a 'penis'

 

mmmmmm handbags at 20 paces

 

Darryn would lose

Despite being a frequent handbag wearer himself

 

nah forget handbags... get your cock out!!!
Edited by: darrynK

 

1990 GTI Modified - Choise of the Enthusiast

 

That also has a ring to it

 

1989 jetta - Cause some poor f**ker has to.