Security Tags on Clothing

It bent a few times, so I just kept working around it and then it went.

Beats driving 20 miles to the nearest SportsDirect and trying to explain how I'm not a thief!!!

 

i own a shoe horn!! they are usefull!!

 

I can't get my feet into my shoes without using a shoe horn!!!

 

I bet you can't. That's a Kurt Geiger shoehorn in that picture up there.

Here's the sort of thing Kurt Geiger is famous for making:



Something you're not telling us?

 

Er. They do mens shoes too!!!

(honest)

 

Is that not a man's shoe??? Damn you Barratts.