What 1 car would you wipe of the face of the earth?

Nope, they're out braked on the way in

 

Anyway, it seems we're talking about these BIG gay scooters.



I don't own one of those things!

 

Ahh, you have this sort then?





Sorry is that a bit much?

 

One of these rip-roaring babies:



Ducattis hate it. Specially the learner plates

 

^^What the hell is going on there?
Has he got wellies on?

 

Do you listen to David Essex's "Silver dream machine" as you putt putt around town?

I do not see any "Shandy holders" on that either.

 

Which picture are you talking about Daniel?

 

He is wearing Irish Racing Boots (wets), and not much else!

 

Put, put? This is cutting edge shizzle, wiv a weber carb I'll have you know.

Shandy shoulders? Not the enclosed motorbikes? Mobile chicanes.

 

Typical Irish

One for the road, or two?

 

They're all waiting for the red indian or the construction worker

 

Big "Village People" fan are we Gaz?

 

^When were you in the Village People, Gaz?
Honestly, if that isn't you, you've got a doppelgnger!

 

vauxhall nova

 

Front wheels fall off!

Quote "decent bike". If you mean a so called 'Sports Bike', OK. But try taking on a real bike!



Or even, one of these!




When the rider has real "Irish Racing Boots" boots on. One foot down, bike laid down and oversteering, magically quick around roundabouts!



Thread hijacked, or what?

 

You should put those on Ebay, Dave - "One owner, never used".

 

Hey! Just cos. I look after my shoes!

Ok. I don't do the foot down thingy anymore! Used to in the 1970s, when I rode this: Works Replica ISDT MZ - Chassis No. 007. 250 cc - 37 bhp - twin spark head - magnesium casings.

Ask mrs daved next time you see her.



Really hijacked this thread now folks!

 

I wasn't, it was a tribute band, we only ever played one gig in a little pub behind the council houes, the Pineapple iirc, we had to give up after that, something to do with our drummer not being able to sit down anymore