What Would Scare The S*$% Out Of You!

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I reckon getting in you car at night & looking it the rear view mirror & there's some t**t in the back

 

Waking up in night with a fecking great big spider on me. [:^(]

 

Depends what kinda' fear you're on about... Something like that would soon turn to anger / rage I reckon.

Anything paranormal really. Not big on the idea of existance of ghosts, etc.

Tom

 

Rekon that would scare you out your clothes sue? just for future reference....

 

hmmm have to agree with that one, although at the weekend my Mums neighbours Son (who is a complete fruit loop) went off one one about his car (very long story) and got very abusive and was shouting and threatening me and my Mum and I had to physicly push him out of my Mums front door as he was trying to get in now that was bloody scarey have known him since I was 10 couldnt believe it, he apologised later but thats it defo not gonna chat to him again

 

Having a knife held to you by someone is poo your pants material.

Fortunately i have only had it done once to me, and i don't ever wish for it to happen again.






I would think dex can come up with some pretty interesting ones seeing as he is on the army and all.

 

Do you get a lot of that kind of abuse as a doorman?

Tom

 

RAF, same difference IMHO but im sure dex will tell us otherwise

 

Not usually, it was only one night over a year ago. A lot of stuff happened that night and most of the clubs in town were closed early, one guy left minus a finger which i later found on the dancefloor of the club.

 

lol u turn it into lost property?

 

flushed it down the toilet actually, stupid bugger deserved to be without it.

 

It bloody easy would!!

 

Righteo spiders it is then...

 

catching an unexpected glance of myself in the mirror

 

Sounds well dodgy, slick. Still, can't beat the job for kudos and stuff...

Mate of mine is scared of spiders... He went into an exotic pet shop, a friend of his leading the way to see if there were any caged spiders. It looked clear, so they went into this room to look at this massive snake when he heard this tapping noise. He turned around to see a goliath bird-eating spider throwing itself at the glass tank behind him. He ran out of the shop.

Just for reference, they can grow up to 30cm wide.

I intend to go and see it soon.

Tom

 

I've already had that one..

I was lying bed one night asleep, got a crawling sensation on my cheek. You the know the feeling a small itch/tickle, you just scratch it and its gone, only this time it felt a bit different. So this is going through my mind as I'm still asleep, I think I'll brush my hand across my cheek.
I do and feel something get fired off me as I move my hand across my face, wake up like I had been hit by lightning and see a big fat spider tottling across my floor and under the bedroom door.

Not pleasant!

 

dodgy was deff the word for it that night.

However about the kudos and things its not really the reason to do it, i do it because i know a lot of the guys there already and it does give me a sense of well being knowing that i am helping ppl to have a good night.

 

I can better that.. got up. felt a little itch on head.. itched it went downstairs, made cuppa had brekkie etc.. kept getting itches, kept having a quick scratch then carrying on .. walked through the living room, felt big itch, wisped my hand all the way accross my hair and fired a spider across the room

 

Closest iv been is opening my eyes and one was walkin across the pillow right in front of me.

I jumped out of bed and landed on the dog.He went bonkers barking.Ex hubby woke up an i'm hot footing it out the bedroom.
Wouldn't go back til he found it.It was under the bed.
Couldn't get to sleep for ages after that!!!!!!!