who has the quickest car?

ive had a bmw 335D (remapped!) in the pashat. if youve ever been on pistonheads youll know that theyre the fastest cars in the world. ever. fact. even faster than an 8v gti, or a driver wiv a cam

 

..and what is the spec of your Passat then?

A remapped 335D would probably give a new E92 M3 a good run for its money! You sure he was even trying?

 

BMW 335d


286 bhp-580 ftlb , it'd murder your passat

Unlike competitor cars whose forced induction engines suffer from turbo lag, the small turbochargers on the 335i can react more quickly to throttle inputs for increased power output of low revs. Similarly, with peak torque of 400Nm being achieved all the way from 1,300rpm through to 5,000rpm, the resulting flat torque curve delivers swift in-gear acceleration. Aiding this rapid progress is BMW's all-new High-Precision Direct Injection system. Piezo injectors, located centrally in the combustion chamber between the inlet and exhaust valves, deliver atomised fuel in a conical burst into the chamber for optimum combustion efficiency.

Such advanced engineering ensures the BMW 335i Saloon dispatches the zero to 62mph sprint in 5.6 seconds while the Touring version completes it in 5.7 seconds, with the top speed of both cars electronically limited to 155mph

Do you also have Carmen Electra back at your house doing your ironing

 

+1 What prof said.

 

the joke seems to have been lost. not to worry

although thanks for all the info on the 335d prof, very informative

 

joke (jk)
n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

 

i must just be easily amused then

 

Well i got it.

 

me too, plus i laughed.

hth

 

Nope you were proved wrong and back peddaled rapidly

 

since when was this a serious thread? lol

how was i gonna know its been remapped? its a long running joke on pistonheads, same as an 8v having infinite torques on here . . .

 

Were there any camels?

 

dont worry lufbramatt I got it,

and I has actuly killzed a 335d in my VR4 G50 triple twin turbo so they aint really that fast, and yea he was tryin prof coz he stoped me to say how phat my car is init.....

 

you l ot spend too long on forums...