Worst joke in the world ever...............maybe ?

why did the baker have s**t all over his hand's?







he needed a poo!!!

 

Describe your worst blow job.




Fooking Fantastic !

 

..Why do farts smell ?

..so deaf people can enjoy them too

 

What is the best thing about shagging 18 yr olds



There's 18 of them

Sorry !!

 

how do you get a fat lady into bed ?





piece of cake..

 

why did the baker hav brown fingers?

because he kneaded a poo

 

you sharing the same crakers as mk216v200

 

These are brilliant.

Whats blue and doesnt fit anymore? A dead epileptic!

How do you know a Cardiff girl has orgasmed? Shes dropped her bag of chips!

What did the leper say to the prozzie? Keep the tip!

 

Got a few naff ones to add.

what goes stiff with to strokes?
the queen mum

is that classed as treason?

What should a woman who has just come out of the battered wives shelter do?
the dishes if she knows whats good for her

what do you say to a black man in a suit?
will the defendent please stand

whats orange and blue and lies on the bottem of a swimming pool?
a baby with slashed arm bands

whats red and orange and floats on top of a swimming pool?
arm bands with a slashed baby

what gets shorter with each stroke?
a baby brushing its hair with a potatoe peeler

just recalling some sick jokes a mate told me when i was in the raf

 

these aint jokes but me and some mates were lookin for baby t-shirts as our mates misus has just given birth,a few erm inappropriate ones cropped up

1.They shake me
2.My best friend is called micheal
3.They let me play with knives
4.I am this small coz i am frequently left in the rain

anyone with an equally wrong mind please add your own

 

what did the deaf dumb and blind get for xmas?

Cancer

 

A blind man got a cheese grater for christmas.


It was the most violent book he's ever read.

 

Q. 2 Squirrels in an airing cupboard, which one was in the war?

A. The one on the tank!!


Your muma so fat she got her own postcode!
Your mama so fat I rolled over 3 times and was still on top!

 

sorry if this is a repost:

whats worse than swinging a baby from a washing line.

stopping it with a shovel!

 

A guy comes home, and to the amazement of his wife, he walks in carrying a sheep. He says, "Darling, this is the cow I've been sleeping with."

the wife says, "Ummm, I think you'll find that that's actually a sheep..."


































So he says, "Well, I think you'll find, I wasn't talking to you!"

 

I bought my wife a false leg for christmas, it wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler.

 

I call my mongrel "sandwich" cause he's half bred

 

What do you call a man in a swimming pool who has no arms and no legs?








DEAD!!!

 

In Ireland a two seater plane has just crashed into a cemetry. So far police have found 36 bodies.....

Sorry.

 

This thread need resurrected.....





My girlfriend accused me of being a paedophile.

I said, "That's a big word for a six year old".