Is 16v MkIII Golf GTi really any better than 8v?

lol

 

what if i have to drive into town in an emergency? im i still gay if i use the 16v?

wont it make me super ard cos a 16v is impossible to drive in town?

 

It just means other road users will have to beware

 

i find its easier to walk or pay for a cab, 16v are just too hard to drive around town tbh

 

I turn my 16v badge around to look like it says n91 when i drive through town so as not to scare other road users

 

A mobile phone with wheels would have been my first thought

 

people also exaggerate the vr6's fuel consumption. i've had 37mpg out of mine and it reguarly does 32mpg on a motorway trip cruising at 80mph. i'd say that was pretty good for a 2.8. it's only bad if you cane it everywhere.

 

I heard people can't park VR6's on their drives, huge crack marks appear in the paving under the front wheels

 

i *******ed mine all evening lastnight, did a trip to woking, 190 miles, still had 37mpg on the clock

average, per tank, calculated using the amount of fuel put in and the miles done on the odo, i get 34mpg across a whole tank, every time

 

i nearly bought a vr6 but decided not to after i had to get planning permission to park it

 

If you owned a VR and an 8v you'd be sorted. Just drive them on alternate days.

Monday> Take 8v to work, make ripples in the tarmac all the way there arrive all windswept and interesting.

Tuesday> Take VR to work, flatten out all those ripples left by the 8v

 

But you need a 16v to be in the secret ABF powerhouse of FURY gang and to just be generally cooler than everyone else?

 

LMFAO! that is the whole VW thing sorted, no more debate needed after that. everything is solved

 

Sticky this.


End of.

Pete, I have 16v of the KR variety, less beef content than ABF but very lean. And nearly 100% RDA of FURY!!!

 

Debate closed.

We concluded that there is no place on the road for a 1.4 cl or a turbo diesel mk3. We'll allow chavs to have them to put bodykits on then crash them to be broken up to supply spare light switches for GTi and VR6 owners

 

honestly, this thread finally solves the whole thing. it needs to be put in the FAQ

 

I find this thread very amusing, i have a laugh at it every time i come on.
















But we all know the mk2 16v is best.

 

you always get one trouble maker

 

thought we had it all sorted then he comes in with the mk2 comment....!!!

 

that's because you have 4 cylinders

thanks for sharing