just got pulled

man i just turned out of work started driving down the road and the car coming towards me was doing the w4nker sign.....bit confused as to what i had done but its an everyday thing for me soon as i look ahead police in the road with speed gun.

feck im doing 45mph in a 30.....slammed the brakes on. got to love coilovers not making it obvious.

they told me to pull in....feck im thinking 3 points.

started off by saying the fogs are on.....i said sorry....even though there dimmer than main beem ffs.

next up....black plate...thats a 30 fine sir unless you can change it without going anywhere.....funny you should say that....i have a spare plate and screwdriver in the boot.

that was it....must have braked fast enough

i was on my way.....sod the black plates now.....too much hassle

 

That was lucky. Best keep the black plates for shows only.

 

yeah defo.

at the moment there just seems to be an army of police watching the roads.....two speed traps on the way home and a police van checking people getting off buses.

 

What for

 

Why you driving with your fogs on? It's not foggy in this bit of south london and you're not far from me!!

 

ok for some reason my fogs arent that bright.

when i have my fogs on i have the main beam on dim. i do this because i like the look of it.

if i turn off the fogs and put main beam on full (not high) its brighter.

so the reason everyone hates people using there fogs is because it blinds them right??? but my car would blind you more with full beam on.....

thats why i drive with my fogs on......

i dont have the rear fog on btw

 

For f*cks sake

 

You mean you have side lights and fogs, rather than dipped headlights? Nice. Saxo anyone?

 

Because people like to blag their journey. Tell bus driver a fare that only costs 70p, but it really should cost 3.40.

Or use a fake young/college half fare.

Or sneek onto the bus without the driver seeing you (behind other paying customers)

Not that im proud of doing such a dispicable things in my youth...

Well maybe a little.

 

I see ...

Thank you for answering my query by the way

 

yes i have side lights and fogs.

i also have blacked out windows and drive round 90% of the time like a complete arsehole.

still i got tax, mot and insurance so im not quite a chav but close

den im not sure what there doing there.....last 2 days there must have been about 20 of the feckers??

 

@ the spare plate and scrwdriver in the boot - bit obvious maybe ?

 

i said i had been to a show the night before....and that it was foggy......he said i was in london last night what bit......oh just by the river i said

 

Doesn't matter... You had foglights on, and it wasn't foggy.

I won't go in to how much it winds me up to see that kind of motoring moronity* every day













*I think I invented a new word!

 

I always flash my full beam on to blind the posing peckers i see with fogs on going in the other direction.



Good for the soul

 

I do that too!

 

moronity

 

Sometimes I happen to pull up next to one at petrol pumps or something, I walk over and say "scuse me mate, you've left your foglamps on - you're dazzling people", in a non-aggressive, genuinely-trying-to-help kind of way. You'd be surprised how many say "oh, OK thanks mate" and turn them off, looking sheepish Hardly any have the bottle to say "Yeah I know mate, it's coz they look wikkid man innit" or words to that effect
Edited by: DarrenW

 

YUP - peeps with their fogs on are just about the most annoying thing on the road - just after those idiots who turn left at a roundabout without indicating when you are waiting to pull out in busy traffic and have been waiting 10 mins already!

 

I had one of them this morning also and it was still pitch dark and she didn`t have any lights on at all either.
That was my "Moronity" Report.