Masturbating monkey at Knowlsley Safari Park..

We took the kids out to the Safari Park on Sunday and had a great day!!

When we went through the monkey bit i was less than impressed with one of them. He jumped up on the bonnet, stared at me for a minute then had a quick **** and jizzed on my bonnet Good job its a mk3, I would have gone mad if i were in a mk2

I took it picture but i'm not sure its what you would like to see on here.

 

I'll let you decide (please dont ban me)

 

Obviously a VW fan

 

is that skinny thing its willy????

 

Dad?

 

Any pics of the money shot?

 

Your calling that skinny ?

 

I feel good about myself now.

 

you sat and watched it? feel sorry for your kids...

 

PMSL!

Thats hillarious!

 

i had two actally doing the deed on a bonnet of a 205 once whilst there with an ex!!! was funny as fook! ..

thats close to nature!! horny buggers aren`t they

 

back to nature or what!

 

Whats wrong with that, i do it all the time

 

hmmm not really for the kids to see. did you have to explain what he was doing ?

 

"fighting with a worm that was good at wrestling"

 

Its his Safari Park and he can do what he likes.

 

Quality

 

Once saw them on telly pushing nuts up their bum then eating them later .

 

"spanking the monkey"