Masturbating monkey at Knowlsley Safari Park..

"My car's tho thexy, even monkeys thpank the monkey over my bonnet".......

 

After that all the others jumped on the car for a taste of it.

 

Now thats sicker than i could have thought

 

Looky Here.

 

Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops

 

You should of done it back at him!

 

pmsl...

 

hahahaha,fpmsl

 

Reading some of these with the misses i had to turn the monitor off for 5 as i was crying to much:

Dropping the kids off at the pool
Giving the seamen shore leave
Giving yourself a dishonorable discharge
Handling heavy equipment
Hand-starting the one-eyed yogurt thrower
Holding the sausage hostage
Making the cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up
Moisturizing your hands with your beauty bar

 

rofl ah man i actually am pmsl!

 

I always thought mk3's were w4nk,

 

nice

 

Funniest post in a long time....lol

 

Could someone make an animation from the 2 pics??

 

That do ya?
Vigourous little bugger
Think ya need new shocks Ian!

 

man my missus is up in bed wondering why im breaking my 5hi7 laughing down here

fair play

 

rofpmsl!

 

Class

 

lmao!!!

 

F**k me, that things massive!!!!!!