Just cum back (sorry, come) from making a coffee as i could not see the PC for crying. Thought i would have calmed down by now, but i haven't. took one look at the gif and started p1551ng my self again.
The kids went there today. I said 'Dont let any monkeys wee on the car like last time' Mt 11 year old replied 'it didn't wee, it gel'd' BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I think she must have overheard me on the phone or telling someone at the time that it had 'jizzed' on the bonnet and she remembered it as gel. Classic!!!
I missed that first time around... brought a smile to my face despite having the mid birthday blues... put me right in the mood for silliness again so just poured a large vanilla vodka and banished my basket of wasps face that has been lingering most of day. Thanks for the funniest thread ever 1990
This thread is brilliant! However, I'd just like to add Strangling Kojak and Taking Capt Pickard To Warp Speed to the list:
Fondle your flagpole Free Willy Frost the pastries Frosting your maple bar Frying up the corndog Gallop the old lizard Gardening with the golden trowel Genital stimulation via phallengetic motion Get a date with Slick Mittens Get the German soldier marching Get to know yourself Get your pole varnished Give it a tug Give your low five Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh Go blind Go on a date with Fisty Palmer Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela Go the blow Going Hans Solo on Darth Vader's head Goose the gherkin Grease the pipe Greasing the three-legged cow Hand job Hard labor Have one off the wrist Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college Hitchhike to heaven Hitchhike underneath the big top Hitting too close to home Hoisting your own petard Hold the bishop Hold the sausage hostage Holding your own Hone the cone Honk your horn Hosing down the driveway Hotfooting it to the nearest exit Hug the hog Hump your hose Investing in pork bellies Invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell Jack hammer Jazz yourself Jerk Jamby Jerk the gherkin Left to your own devices Letting the cat out of the bag Liquidating the inventory
Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon Grooming the Wookie Making the Kessel Run Polishing Vader's Helmet Evacuating Tatooine Unsheathing the Meatsaber Releasing the Special Edition Jumping to Delight Speed Communicating with Red Leader One Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo Tinkering With the R2 Unit Manually Targeting the Rebel Base Performing the Jedi Hand Trick Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears Test Firing the Death Star
