need to beat type r's

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  1. Pricie Forum Junkie

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    Not bad mate, needs a few things doing to it in the next few months to get it spot on for the next MOT.

    Think it needs some new bushes up front.... the old burnham ring does take its toll... lol

    Other than that, its still making monkeys out of power rangers on there superbikes away from the lights! lol
     
  2. Matt82

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    so in summary nuff torque ftmfw?
     
  3. azur Forum Member

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    how sad is it that i had to google ftmfw to find out what the hell you were on about :lol:
     
  4. Matt82

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    i think its infinately more sad that i knew what it was anyway and i have 22k posts
     
  5. prof Forum Addict

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    for what it would cost, just buy a type R
     
  6. Pricie Forum Junkie

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    For what it would cost, just buy 2x Nissan Pulsars.

    You'll then have 2 cars that will annihilate a Type R...... and some change. lol
     
  7. prof Forum Addict

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    yeah, but you'd look a cock in the process... ;) :lol:
     
  8. Matt82

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    and you wouldnt look a cook in a civic or a tweaked golf?
     
  9. Benjo Forum Member

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    How rude! AND on a (mostly) golf forum. Go wash your mouth out with soap & water young man!:lol:
     
  10. Matt82

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    id be accused of having VW blinkers etc. either way were all petrol heads so scum of the earth by default
     
  11. Benjo Forum Member

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    VW Blinkers are soooooo 2009, it's the in-look this year don't you know?
    As for scum of the earth, I'd say we're actually all f**king awesome. Much better to be tinkering with something that makes a good noise than selling drugs/children/hippo penii (?) etc. Or even, dare I say it, about 20'000 notches up the scum chain from a hate preacher...? Surely they're the benchmark for a bottom-feeder.
     
  12. Pricie Forum Junkie

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    FTW....

    Buy a Pulsar GTI-R.... than take all the body kit, spoilers, vents and badges off....

    Make it look like a boggo Sunny...... then proceed to have a laugh at many a chav's expense. ;) :lol:

    Hold on..... i've had an idea..... ;)
     
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    thats one pulsar I would own. Even better if it you made it look like a 1.6 that some chav was trying to make look like a GTI-R like this

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    My 'contribution' to this thread is: If you "need to beat type r's", sort your ego out, not your car.
    :)
     
  15. G-Man Forum Junkie

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    If I wanted to beat something it wouldn't be a type r as there are so many hot hatches now that i'd be more afraid of.
     
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    corrected that for you ;)
     
  17. Benjo Forum Member

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    ooooOOOooooooh!
    What's the view like up there from the saddle of you high-horse? I'm pretty sure you won't find a hint of ego in any of the posts on this thread.
    You're obviously waaaaaaay cooler than we'll ever be, & far to mature to be engaging in something as frivolously amusing as urinating on the local too-kool-for-skool stupid hair brigade's respective fires.

    The whole issue here is not the winning, it's the thrill of knowing something they don't know, & the bemused look on their little faces when they get smoked. Priceless.
    Personally, if I get 'beaten' I'll always wave & give a thumbs up to the victor. Anything else just isn't cricket.

    Besides, I'd much rather be out there having a bit of fun with my car than scanning threads I'm not interested in, in search of moral high-ground to claim solely for the purpose of self-gratification...

    Was just a matter of time until someone introduced the penis-car analogy. Shame.
     
  18. EZ_Pete

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    Bwahahahahahahaha!

    Thought that would get a reaction, but not such an outraged one as that. :thumbup: [:*:] :lol:
     
  19. Benjo Forum Member

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    If you knew me better it'd be 10V (in progress!);)
     
  20. Benjo Forum Member

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    Had a feeling it was tongue in cheek. Had one of those days tho, so just let rip.
    Too much time dealing with morons on Vortex methinks :lol:
     

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