which one did you do ?

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I ran over
2 - I killed
3 - I needed
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I ran naked with
8 - I slept with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I licked
11 - I banged
12- I smoked

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - ur grandma
02 - the kool-aid man
03 - a horse
04 - a pornstar
05 - your mom
06 - you
07 - a bag of weed
08 - a prostitute
09 - a toothbrush
10 - a jew
11 - a homo
12 - the trojan man
13 - Paris Hilton
14 - a whore
15 - a cat
16 - a pickle
17 - a mexican
18 - a bisexual
19 - a dog
20 - an orange
21 - a crackhead
22 - a bowl of cereal
23 - a easter egg
24 - my ex
25 - a condom
26 - a jar of honey
27 - a lesbian
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a french fry
30 - your dealer
31 - a stripper

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm cool like that
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Orange - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Other - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

 

i slept with a striper cos thats how i roll

 

I slept with the kool-aid man because I love marijuana


um im not going to comment on how accurate that statement is

 

I ran over a toothbrush because I'm cool like that!

 

I licked a bag of weed because I've got abs

 

I stabbed a jew because I'm cool like that.




A bit "Borat" I think.

 

I ran over you because i'm cool like that. My shirt is blueish purple so i chose blue cos i aint gay!

 

I stabbed your grandma because I have AMAZING boobs

 

i needed the trojan man because im sexy?

 

LOL that is quality! I ran naked with my ex,because i love marijuana!!

 

I smoked a lesbian cos I'm cool like that!

 

i raped a jew 'cos i'm sexy!

 

I raped your dealer cause im cool like that

 

I raped a crackhead() because I've got abs

 

I killed a condom because thats how I roll

 

I ran over a homeless guy because i smoke crack

 

I killed a bisexual because I love marijuana

 

I smoked you beacuse I'm cool like that

 

I banged Paris Hilton, because I'm sexy....
(but don't tell the wife)

 

I slept with your mum because I have abs..... quite true really.