which one did you do ?

I slept with the trojan man because I'm cool like that

 

i ran over a pornstar 'cos i'm sexy

 

I killed an orange because the little people told me too pmsl

 

I cuddled with a lesbian because im cool like that

 

I killed a lesbian because i love marijuana!!

 

hahahehehe i slept with a pornsatar cos im cool like that lol