which one did you do ?

You must share my b'day

I licked a bag of weed because I love marijuana

 

I banged the kool-aid man because I'm cool like that

 

i didn't laugh because it isn't funny

 

i banged a cat cos im cool like that.......................ha ha ha ha

 

I smoked a french fry because im sexy

 

Yippee! I needed a Lesbian , cos I'm cool like that.

 

I banged a bowl of cereal because I have amazing boobs

 

i slept with an easter egg coz thats how i roll

 

the girlfriends
i banged a condom coz the lil people told me to

 

I ran naked with a pornstar because thats how i roll
you would not believe how true thats is

 

I stabbed a prostitute coz thats how i roll

 

My ones not true though

 

I banged a mexican because i love marijuana - its funny 'cos its true!

 

wierd.... same as i.

 

I ran over a whore because I'm cool like that

 

i stabbed a bowl of cereal because im cool like that.

 

I killed a crackhead coz I'm cool like that! Brilliant.

 

I slept with a dog because I'm cool like that XD
Jonny.

 

i stabbed a pickle coz thats how i roll

 

I cuddled with a mexican because I'm cool like that...