Stoooopidest thing you ever did in a car?

Well, tonight, me and the missus were out for a drive about, trying to find somewhere for a bite to eat, when we ended up on a little twisty back road. I'd never been down it before, but with main beam, spots and fogs on, it was like daylight, and i WAS Colin McRae! Flying along at god knows how fast, we came belting out of a corner, and came face to face with a hump back bridge!! Dukes of Hazzard eat ya heart out baby! We took off for what seemed like ages, it felt like everything was in slow mo, then with a tyre screech we landed and drove off, smooth as you like!!! Bloody dangerous, but soooooo much fun! I wanna do it again!!

 

Shagging a fat bird in a Nissan Micra.





So silly on many levels.



TT

 

crashed.

 

Got proposed to and agreed to marry the b@rstard! It would have been cleverer to run him over with the car...

 

@stella!!

 

stuck my bum out of a sunroof of a cav turbo at 160mph in the rain....rain hurts wen you hit it that hard...

 

Nothing ... I am an entirely sensible driver.

I dropped a cough sweet under my pedals once.

 

Decided to ignore the warnings about ice on the road and promptly ended up skiding around a mini rondabout onto the wrong side of the road facing oncoming traffic.

Not big or clever.

 

I have taken of in my golf before, and like lowrider, it does seem slo motion!


combination of anun-even road and soggy standard suspention made for an intersting landing

 

Reversed all the way home for about 2 miles on the back roads for a 5 bet!
I ended up snapping my fan belt and it cost me 3 to fix

2 profit!!!

 

Winner!

 

"Raced" an undercover cop car upto 106mph the other day.

Drove from Cardiff to Angelsea for a race a few years ago and only brought 3 racing wheels for the Car, but that was more of a team stupid act

 

drink and drive

did it several times when I was younger, very lucky nothing bad ever happened

 

Tried to slap some birds ar$e as she was walking along the pavement whilst my mate was driving us back from the pub. What I didn't know was that there was a police car behind us. He pulled us over and gave me a ear full

Cheers, Jamie
Edited by: Yorkie

 

In nearly 3 years of driving I can honestly say i've never done anything particularly stupid....not had any bumps or near misses...

I drove round a snow covered industrial estate doing hand brake turns..if that counts

 

I've done a few daft things but the worst was going out, and crashing , my 1972 mini 1100 straight after passing my driving test. My father and I had spent almost a year restoring it so you can imagine how p***** off he was.......I still blame the grit that had built up at the side of the corner

 

When i was 17 I rigged my choke to do about 10mph in a big car park then climbed on the roof and did a head stand with a mate. Then we jumped off and only just caught the car before it hit the wall at the far side of the car park.

Sumersalted my Mk1 backwards.

Jumped a humpback at 85mph.

 

spun on a roundabout,


crashed in to a wall,


errr......

 

Inserted a renault 5, on it's side, into a bloke's garden

Overtook two cars and a caravan at about 85 on a 60 road, while the polis were pointing a speed gun at me - think the shielding of the caravan saved me some points on that occasion.

Also caned my 2.8i Capri over a wet roundabout with bald rear tyres, lost the back end coming off, fishtailed and ended up parked on the wrong side of a junction. How the f*ck I didn't hit anything else I'll never know

The latter was a good, wholesome learning experience as to why it's not wise to drive like a c*nt