Stoooopidest thing you ever did in a car?

Wound down the drivers window and proceded to drive the car (very slowly on a side road) with me sat on the window frame.

 

good effort!

 

Resetting my mileage counter whilst going round a bend then, as i straightened up got my arm stuck through the steering wheel and mounted the curb.

Also took my keys out of the ignition , cos some bint i was with wanted my penknife on the keyring, steering lock came on, panic set in as was approaching a bend.

Dick head

 

hit inner embankment on left hand bend, it put car up on 2 wheels and straight across the road against oncoming traffic, took off over embankement on the other side of the road, through a hedge and a wire fence pole and landed in a field of cows.

made me slightly late for work

 

You f**king muppet

 

TBH

 

i knew that pic was comming!

 

you bell end!


you manage to stop intime?

 

Yes

 

took my `snap off` steering wheel off while doing 30mph coming up to a bend, in order to scare my mates..... couldn`t get the damn thing back on so threw the wheel at my mate in the pass seat, hit the brakes and grabbed the hub on the steering coloumn so i could keep my Mk1 on the road...

 

This is the funniest thread in ages

I puy my dads Pug 605 sideways round a country bend and fishtailed it up the road - pooped my pants at the time,

Mile down the road i thought back and realised i loved it, havent managed it again since

 

Driving my Mini on L plates (supervised by a mate that had only just passed his test in the days when you could do that), following another mate the wrong way around a roundabout Had my first real taste of understeer and mounted the kerb, the Mini balancing dangerously on the edge of the dyke

Attempting to pass a ZZR1100 at well over the NSL on the inside of a bend in an RS Turbo and running out of talent as the rear end overtook the front and we ended up into dyke, after spinning into the dyke, out of the dyke and across the road[:^(]

One of the funniest things I've seen was my mate's black labrador 'steering' his mk2 Escort in a traffic jam (ok, the dog sat with his paws on the wheel) whilst my mate sat in the passenger seat operating the manual choke and clutch
Edited by: GVK

 

Don't you just hate lesbians on the road

 

bent a car in half by sliding it (drivers side) sideways at a tree at 50mph. 23 days after passing a test, coulndt sit down until about 3 months ago for too long.

playling up on a very icy roundabut and did a 360 and just clipped a keep left bollard

thought i could get away with not doing a 3 point turn, and pranged the wing

overtook a lorry on a single carrigeway road, that was turning right

could go on tbh
Edited by: LathamEscortMK2

 

ahahahah oh i laughed out loud

 

i've done the resetting the counter through the steering wheel before.

85mph up to wimbledon village in my dads company car (Laguna 2.0 16v
sport) when i was 17 (hadn't passed test), police heard me coming (as i had
no airbox on the car) pulled over and waited for me to scream past. They
caught up with me on the A3 and I shat my pants. Got away with it as they
got a urgent call as they started speaking to me.

 

sideways infront of a police car, didn't hang about for them to turn around


tried to a do a nice J turn in a very empty car park and managed to hit the only other car there, in my defence i didn't see it hidden behind a horse box.

 

lol, my mate done that one, cept he hit a bollard (the ones that are designed to stop people ramraiding the warehouses) and got a knock on his door 2 hours later, from the police, charging him with attempted robbery of said warehouse

 

ive also done the resetting the counter through the steering wheel while on a roundabout... suddenly commonsense hits and brake hard !


also reversed my dads company car into a wall day after I passed my test

 

Got caught down a country lane by the police......parked up getting a blow job of some rough bird.

Does that count??????
Edited by: mk3anniversary